as i said, could've been told better...hang on foolz, the infamous weener with doggy banning. i know you...

yes, i may be a lout; but my loutishness is directed at nation-states, not bistros!

frankly, i don't mind at all pedro completely ignoring his No.1 customer. it suits me just fine! i ignore him also. i go there to eat, not to chitchat with the proprieter.

"Cooked any good Wursts recently Pedro?"

{silence}

"Thrown anyone out recently Pedro?"

"Please leave zis restaurant now. You must go"

Zis is not amuzing. You must go. Go now pleze. Zere iz ze gate. And leave ze sauzage behinz.

Yes, you are long-time friends.

Zis kind of rowdy behaviours will not be tolerated in Ya Udah. My staff zey vere only obeying orders .

A couple of points worthy of comment:-

1)Dump your wives, if between them they cannot do better than the various insults to a dustbin that Pedro serves up then you really need to start afresh.

2) 50J could have bought the place , stock at value and provided Pedro with a retirement fund.

3)"(before then i couldn't afford it!)" - International man of mystery , island owning jetsetter couldn't afford the extremely modest offerings of Ya-Udah, or perhaps it was the opname that your pocket book couldn't run to.


Did the poisoning case reported in EF some while back ever get resolved? someone had claimed that they contracted galloping ring-rot from one of Pedro's sausages , and that they were going to call in the Jakarta health and sanitation department.

Little Rich actually. And it was actually a tofu sausage.

I should add that perhaps you will put some weight on now that Pedro is performing the ultimate public service and shutting.

Poor thing, you must be all full up with poisonous byproducts now after 5 years. I agree that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but look at the organ damage in this case of longterm exposure.

Was it really? and obviously there was no truth in the rumour. Little turd probably swallowed some of his own venom.

Any news on my little friend ? for some reason I think the soiree that we had organized has been placed permanently on the back burner.

I once saw Riccardo in there sharing a rotisserie chicken with a friend. When i confronted him about it, he claimed it was made out of lettuce. Never find the truth in that story

He's gone AWOL Captain. Permission to repost chunks photo Sah!!

The waitress said it was Bertrand Antolin who bought the place.
If it is the same person I am thinking of, he is a gender-avoiding kind of chap. Some kind of famous niche model who looks incredibly androgynous. I had a five minute argument with a female friend where I swore he was a she. Better stay the hell away from Thailand, eh?! Also some speculation whether it might become a live music place, although in these Indonesian Idol-infested times, karaoke might now constitute live music...

Granted.

Even the lettuce in Ya-Udah was not vegetarian, hardly the sort of place old tofu-chunks should be frequenting.

Who was the friend?

yes, that's what the waitresses are saying. jaksa's pembantu mafia seem convinced the fellow bats for the other team, so it must be true ...

Marmalade...for pics of the ginger gender bender go back a few pages in this thread....irish i were drinking too

JC confidentiality policy prevents me from revealing that info. But he/she did have a tortured expression on his/her face

I think this gives away your Identity Mr. M. No gender bending shennanigans for you huh? Trousers are on fire these days you old goat.

Cap'n, the blogger behind MM seems to be at odds with you about the merits of ya-udah cuisine...

Metro Mad
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Street of Broken Dreams

'Gourmets should instead head for the deservedly popular Ya Udah Bistro next door which serves delicious European cuisine at great prices.'

dunno who to believe

Bloody hacks. Should be force fed Leberkasse and Strammer Max until their colons explode.

I expect even the chicken had a tortured expression on it's beak.

One needs one's protein and carbs when there are decathlons to be competed in, leave the poor chap be.

I've always said that RH verged on the tormented. "gourmets" ? You mean impecunious company formation specialists?