Probably saved the guy from a fate worse than food poisoning

No, the perp ignored the ban and went to yaudah for breakfasts. Apparently he denied being the guy in the mugshot and got away with it until Pedro appeared and enforced the ban.

I think bencong and very gay gays were also banned.

yaudahsucks.com had a top 10 list of complaints. I remember "Teutonic arrogance" was one of them, and "Pedro's barely disguised homophobia" and "the same music again and again and again".

I was referring to certain groups broadcasting their shouty fucking lives at the top of their voices while I am peacefully trying to shout encouragement at the football on telly.

Who was the guy banned on the mugshot again? Lou's partner?

I remember he was an old sex tourist.... coke bottle glasses... used to get pissed off if you tried to pick up his whores...

I never contributed anything to those two sites, though was often unfairly blamed for them.

Not very "old" and certainly not a "tourist". He's a charming man. Back in Jtown already.

I have heard that he looks older than he is, but his grey hair and ET eyes don't help the matter. He is a prime candidate for laser surgery.

He might not have originally been a tourist, but ever since he lost his Indo contracts he started coming on 2-week or 1-month shag-fests in Jaksa or Blok M... he certainly was a sex tourist in those days.

I still forget his name though... what the hell was it?

All can be found by perusing the symphonyofprawns site.

Bruce. Always coming back to Jakarta. Likes the "Family" atmosphere.

Ummmm....said coke bottly eyed,old/not so old,tourist/not tourist and co-creator of ya-udah.sucks.com (his first name rhymes with juice and his surname is another word for a valley--subtle aren't i??) is now the proud father of a half-filipino, half-yorkshire sprog and has left jkt for the foreseeable future to be with his new family. Mum apparently didn't want to move here after hearing that jakarta is a dreadful place compared to manila.

I contacted the other half of the yaudah sucks creation team, Lou, with the news of yub's demise but he seemed quite indifferent to the whole affair::

"that is dreadful news. Looks like there's no reason for me to return to Indonesia. I gotta say one thing for Pedro, he definitely has staying power compared to the other bule business owners in Jakarta."

perhaps he has a life and has other things to think about..

RH

told you it rhymes with juice

oh crap. i've been here longer than ya udah, and will be here for many more years to come ...

who are the other bule business owners on jaksa? there's ben in absolute, which has been going a few years.

That was a good laugh that Symphony 'o' prawns. Found this:

Bill: Little-Richarded Men: unite and be proud

by Simon Little published on Wednesday, May 4, 2005

Bill


One late afternoon of my sophomore year in college, I was sitting on the floor of a friend's living room doing what we wrestlers did in our spare time -- talked about sex. Though the details are a little blurry, I recall that the conversation turned to dick size.

Nineteen years old and insecure with my 5"2 wonder, I loudly began hypothesizing about how great it would be if I only had a bigger sausa... when my friend's grandmother shuffled into the living room.

Dipping a cookie in a glass of milk she remarked: "Oh honey, I've been around for quite some time now; I've met my share of weeners. And I can promise you that the least you need is a waistful, the most you need is a oarful."

Ever since that awkward yet enlightening moment, I have become a pocket advocate of Little Richards.

With no disrespect to my better-endowed bros, I think it's time for Little Richards to start receiving the attention and appreciation they deserve.

I'm not interested in hearing that Little Richards are more convenient because you can get away with walking around in public with a hard-on, that you won't have any come-back problems with girls or that "at least they don't get in the way if you want to cross your legs like mummy" .

Trust me: I take full advantage of all these perks.

But all of this still carries the connotation that having anything below my towering 5"2 is a consolatory prize -- that maybe I should see if my body has another part worthy of desire.

It's time Little Richards were acknowledged as sexy. Period.

That, of course, is quite a task in a culture that relies on Big Dicks to get everything done from work to women. Even men's magazines such as "FHM" and "Sports Illustrated" (the two most-read magazines among men ages 17 to 35) run at least two Richard-enhancement ads in every issue.

Richard implants are still growing in popularity, with about 25,000 men going under the knife each year, making the grand total of less-than-real Richards a whopping 450,000.

And the BBC recently reported that a gum being sold in Japan promises to increase Richard size if chewed three to four times a day, which is the dumbest idea I've ever heard as I'm not a contortionist. (Besides, it loses flavor fast.)

These figures seemed rather disparaging considering my cause, so I decided to poll the women I know about the significance of Richards. Sadly, the overwhelming amount of responses can be best summed up in the comment I received from a friend who claimed that " ... in all reality, size matters in both men and women. Bigger is just better."

Disheartening. And just plain wrong. Any Little Richard will tell you: It's not the size of the ocean, it's the motion of the ocean. Silly sausage.

The ideal of beauty and sex appeal needs to be expanded to encompass all body types. The media (force-feeding us concepts of masculinity) are slowly coming to place less gifted men such as Welsh Nick and Mr Damage next to the stereotypical sex icons such as Ricardo Bennito, the infamous Latin lover from Nightsbridge.

As men, we need to stop being ashamed of our bodies and carry ourselves with pride. We should remember that whatever the media may throw at women, there are still a ton of Indonesian girls who don't buy into the stereotype of what is attractive and would rather spend time talking to a Little Richard, than mock-choking on his Little Richard. Either that or they don't know the difference [Ed.]

I hope not all of those girls are someone's grandmother, Cedric has much to answer for.

Little Simon Little is a journalism and political science experiment at P's Post.

Wednesday, 04 May, 2005

He looks permanently frightened/confused.
I guess I would be too if Absolute belonged to me. What kind of bar do I run here? Hmmm, pool bar? Nah, too small, but we'll cram a table near the window. Sterile cafe? Yeah, stick it downstairs.
Absolute...what? Poorly thought out darkness?

that site's a blast from the past ken..i'll tell you who is back in town. One Mr Kendricks--him of the 2 pair of socks cock bulge and other charming attributes like having rotten teeth, a patchy scalp and being an annoyingly-loud braggart (yeah yeah i know i'm just bitter coz he was shagging my missus)

Was he? Lumme!! Someone downstairs will be pleased about the return of Jimi Kendrix. As for the Symphony site, there's loads of bilious satire on there. I suspect Ken may have had a hand in most of it.

Sorry to upset your lunch ku...was just quoting lou of yaudahsucks fame..i'll pass on his email address if you would like...


yeah a bit like a deer caught in the headlights..

Abso man? Yes he looks a wee bit scoobied by life.

well he said he was. And so did everyone else i knew. i don't believe it though. A fun piece by ken indeed. See how many references to loser jaksa types you can cram into one story.The most pathetic of all being cedric of course

None at all. I think most of the content was by Lou, The Pope and Botak.