my impeccable sources have informed me that the Ya Udah Bistro has been sold to an unnamed indonesian artis sinetron, who is taking over in 10 days time.

ya udah is to be converted into a karaoke bar! no bullshit!! (would i lie to you?)

the waitresses are not happy, and are even now looking for alternative employment.

Very wise decision by the waitresses.

No more flaccid Leberkasse. I'm gutted

Cool. Inul does Jaksa?

The cheerful proprietor moving into politics in his native alpine canton when he shuts shop.

Which explains why there are a heap of these on your clothesline, alongside the very rare collector's edition Mampang Buncit skull and crossbones apparel, which you wear with such great pride.



And don't forget your hat:

Why doesn't Okusi expand into the restaurant business? When's the lease on the old Bagus/International/Q/Betawi place up? Surely easy money if someone decided to serve good food there?

Lambert's gift all in size M...not too sure if anyone wants to see my tits and belly button

certainly i've considered it. but, no business is an easy business. and my attentions are elsewhere (busy? an understatement!)

nonetheless, i'm open to offers if anyone is serious about getting into the business on this street. the cafe business, that is, not The Business.

many of the girls at Ya Udah want me to find new jobs for them. so finding experienced staff should not be a problem.

How much will it cost?

how much have you got?

seriously, you're better off formulating the business concept, then figuring out how much money you are going need to realise it.

without a clear concept, you'll just be another ordinary bar ...

Knowing Piss he'll come up with some kind of hand job Bistro concept. You could call it Sailor's Wank.

Sailor's Wank, Interesting name to say the least............

What do you think the concept will be..........will he raid Tanjung Priok looking for the "best" employees or willl it a be a "do it yourself" concept as it is on most ships.............

Customers get to scrape the barnacles off his arse. oo arrr shipmates!!

I have a few ideas (Thai imports) as to how to spice that kind off market up (or down)!

Well if you have imports of that nature there would be trouble unless you cut the Godfather of Jaksa in on the action...........

I have a cunning plan me lord (Pardon the pun on the user name)

^^^^You the man Baldrick, you the man, God I only hope you don't look like him............

Nothing wrong with Baldrick, quite the snaggle-toothed vultures' man.

I still don't get viperaberushitam.

And the new owner of the soon to be ex-ya udah is :

Good one. Who is that? I hope it's not a JakChat member as there is a clear policy on unwanted indentification of individuals.

ooops..sorry, wrong pic. goddam mouse!!!!!

And the new owner of the soon to be ex-ya udah is :

None other than Bertrand Antolin, the well known ginger indonesian seleb..For more info on the carrot-topped cutie see

http://p200.ezboard.com/Bertrand-Antolins-Cafe/bbertrandantolinscafe

He'd look better with some cake on his head. This is one of the lovely comment posts on Mr. Antolin's site:

Hai,

Ini mungkin sesuatu yang hotnews... bangettt
Ceritanya gue pas lagi chat ama seseorang cowo...
Dia kampusnya di Ph..., gue tanya knal ama Bertrand ngga????
Dia bilang seeh knal bangettt, sering ke apartemennya
and then dia bilang kalo BA itu Gay...!!!!
Gue kaget bangettt, dan gue bilang sama siapa emangnya????

Dia bilang samaorang yg namanya: Leonard Richard....

Taya..., u tau no telp managernya bertrand ngga???

Bales yach...

fanny_febe@yahoo.com

kenyeung accidently hit the delete key on one of his messages in this discussion, so i have helpfully retrieved it for him: