[Marmalade] Hello y'all. Apparently I missed some heated inter-racial brawl involving some of the extras on Jaksa

[kenyeung] real brawl in the bar or just some tosspots trading gay insults online?

[Marmalade] No, fisticuffs and proper testosterone release...
[Marmalade] Kinda weird night... it was like invasion of the Paddies...
[Marmalade] As ambassador for a United Ireland, I would like to point out that no Catholic or Protestant Irish or British were involved.

[kenyeung] oh - where was the fight?

[Marmalade] Romance
[Marmalade] Ask Roy's Hair and Pals. They were wading in with half-heartd handbags ans chiped fingernails.
[Marmalade] Mental note: Must fire keyboard...

[kenyeung] Kiwis fightin again?

[Marmalade] No, apparently hard-ass indo versus shouty black guy
[Marmalade] Sorry if that transgresses PC limitations. But then, so does punching each other in the face...

[kenyeung] oh, the usual riff-raff. Easily ignored - just as long as they don't crash into your beer.

[Marmalade] Hadn't even got there. Was most disappointed...
[Marmalade] And beer is served in crash-proof sleeves!

[kenyeung] can still spill though - or in worst case scenarios, an innocent full beer gets picked up and used as a projectile

[Marmalade] Try it scumbags - I had to teach kids for that beer!
[Marmalade] I went through ten minutes of serious police/immigrant riots on boxing day night, with my iPod on and peepers fixed to the screen. Only when a glass whizzed past my head I thought the noise might not be the usual Nigerian repartee...
[Marmalade] Amnesty International are welcome to chat to me any time about the horrors I saw that night...

[kenyeung] Almost as bad as seeing an Irishman buy a round of drinks, I'm sure

[KuKuKaChu] to be sure.

Idiot!

yeah..heard about the fracas last night. A bit too much t-bone steak for lunch.

say no more.

Myself and Handle were far too mellow to get involved. It was all about T Bone's testosterone again.

Meaning you had already had so many you just sat back and laughed at the perversity of justice being carried out............

We were in a reggae state of mind if you will.

^^^^^Well it was the night before 4-20...........

well actually t'was the morning of 4-20 itself, the morning before 4-21, and RH might have been all mellow but twatty mangle was all ready to go. just wasn't fast enough

i mean to say mr Todd Blackadder..you've seen my pic/avatar...would you fuck with me?

I'm with Ken here. Better to just enjoy the show with all the Indo rubber neckers. Some maple syrup guzzlers just can't seem to leave it alone though.

RH,Todd Blackadder and myself have all disobeyed Ken. Sorry Ken

Todd? and is that an invitation, request or question?

It was a typo...should have read funk as in wanna go boogying one of these nights??
Todd, please see link below

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Blackadder

It needed JHVH1 on site, he would have paid a silvery 10,000 rp just to sit down and probably got thrown out of the bog by a dwarf.

there was a lanky 6.8"-ish cunt who darted into the kitchen and stayed there for the duration of the unpleasantries now you mention it Cap'n

That's him, did he have 10,000rp in his hand to pay for a seat?

Ah Todd, not in the same league, this guy is more my namesake.........

The perp, celebrating his birthday, got into two fights I was (un?)informed. A Canadian.

Thank god I no longer frequent Jaksa. Going to the gods. Dogs even.

Ya? I seem to remember a certain Piss Salon in Romance just nights ago rubbing his love mound all over RH's knee. It was quite homo-erotic, the whole thing.

On another note, it isn't a Birthday Party worth remembering for a North American unless at least one fight breaks out.

I think the Kanuk in question may have been inspired by this sort of thing:

mound is a tad generous Sam...still there was rubbing and it inspired me enough to get a bencong suction job a while later

Wrong nic

Cap'n, many would say so but i found it quite a relief

That was a little more than I needed to know about about you..............