[Marmalade] Hello y'all. Apparently I missed some heated inter-racial brawl involving some of the extras on Jaksa

[kenyeung] real brawl in the bar or just some tosspots trading gay insults online?

[Marmalade] No, fisticuffs and proper testosterone release...
[Marmalade] Kinda weird night... it was like invasion of the Paddies...
[Marmalade] As ambassador for a United Ireland, I would like to point out that no Catholic or Protestant Irish or British were involved.

[kenyeung] oh - where was the fight?

[Marmalade] Romance
[Marmalade] Ask Roy's Hair and Pals. They were wading in with half-heartd handbags ans chiped fingernails.
[Marmalade] Mental note: Must fire keyboard...

[kenyeung] Kiwis fightin again?

[Marmalade] No, apparently hard-ass indo versus shouty black guy
[Marmalade] Sorry if that transgresses PC limitations. But then, so does punching each other in the face...

[kenyeung] oh, the usual riff-raff. Easily ignored - just as long as they don't crash into your beer.

[Marmalade] Hadn't even got there. Was most disappointed...
[Marmalade] And beer is served in crash-proof sleeves!

[kenyeung] can still spill though - or in worst case scenarios, an innocent full beer gets picked up and used as a projectile

[Marmalade] Try it scumbags - I had to teach kids for that beer!
[Marmalade] I went through ten minutes of serious police/immigrant riots on boxing day night, with my iPod on and peepers fixed to the screen. Only when a glass whizzed past my head I thought the noise might not be the usual Nigerian repartee...
[Marmalade] Amnesty International are welcome to chat to me any time about the horrors I saw that night...

[kenyeung] Almost as bad as seeing an Irishman buy a round of drinks, I'm sure

[KuKuKaChu] to be sure.

Idiot!

yeah..heard about the fracas last night. A bit too much t-bone steak for lunch.

say no more.

Myself and Handle were far too mellow to get involved. It was all about T Bone's testosterone again.

Meaning you had already had so many you just sat back and laughed at the perversity of justice being carried out............

We were in a reggae state of mind if you will.

^^^^^Well it was the night before 4-20...........

well actually t'was the morning of 4-20 itself, the morning before 4-21, and RH might have been all mellow but twatty mangle was all ready to go. just wasn't fast enough

i mean to say mr Todd Blackadder..you've seen my pic/avatar...would you fuck with me?

I'm with Ken here. Better to just enjoy the show with all the Indo rubber neckers. Some maple syrup guzzlers just can't seem to leave it alone though.

RH,Todd Blackadder and myself have all disobeyed Ken. Sorry Ken

Todd? and is that an invitation, request or question?

It was a typo...should have read funk as in wanna go boogying one of these nights??
Todd, please see link below

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Blackadder

It needed JHVH1 on site, he would have paid a silvery 10,000 rp just to sit down and probably got thrown out of the bog by a dwarf.

there was a lanky 6.8"-ish cunt who darted into the kitchen and stayed there for the duration of the unpleasantries now you mention it Cap'n

That's him, did he have 10,000rp in his hand to pay for a seat?

Ah Todd, not in the same league, this guy is more my namesake.........

The perp, celebrating his birthday, got into two fights I was (un?)informed. A Canadian.

Thank god I no longer frequent Jaksa. Going to the gods. Dogs even.

Ya? I seem to remember a certain Piss Salon in Romance just nights ago rubbing his love mound all over RH's knee. It was quite homo-erotic, the whole thing.

On another note, it isn't a Birthday Party worth remembering for a North American unless at least one fight breaks out.

I think the Kanuk in question may have been inspired by this sort of thing:

mound is a tad generous Sam...still there was rubbing and it inspired me enough to get a bencong suction job a while later

Wrong nic

Cap'n, many would say so but i found it quite a relief

That was a little more than I needed to know about about you..............

My knee's all yeasty now.

Make bread while the sun shines.

"If you're gonna work in a whorehouse, there's only one thing to be: the best whore in the house."

What about the fluffer? Or is that just for pornos?

Yeah, logically it doesn't really hold up but I was watching an old George Carlin routine yesterday. This line came out and struck a chord with my own depressing work situation, so I popped it in my sig.















Plus, I give really quite outstandingly good head.

^^^^^^^^E3K, is that you?

What's depressing about the work situation?

Oh, nothing all that interesting, but for an illustration of how pathetic my life is, look at the times on my post history. Jesus wept, that's a record of shame.

^^^^^Talk to RC and you 2 dry his tears

i've been trying to hold my tongue for weeks now Mr Hitam but it turns out you're a grade 1 a-hole for constantly using my name in a derogatory fashion. Where in the U.S are you from anyway you niggardly coward??? You'll be a lucky man if i decide not to leave Bukit Senul, get down to your flea-pit and whip your ass son!!!

Which Mr.Hitam?

I've asked you before to be precise.

Tupai or Ular?

Mr Hitam? Niggardly? Say what you mean, son....

Hear this Mr Mainwaring, or captain or whomever. Whatever you've asked me before i shall choose to answer (or not) in my own time. I have been very busy of late as our construction process nears it final phase. The Mr Hitam I address is the one whose post mine follows (i thought this should be perfectly clear), that is viperaberushitam, whatever the devil that means. I have no idea of this Tupai of whom you speak. I looked up the word in my Indonesian dictionary, and the entry says "tree dwelling rodent with bushy tail". I know 'hitam' is black, so please enlighten me mainwaring. Who is this black tree dwelling rodent with bushy tail of whom you rattle on about. Is it a euphemism, per chance, for one of your female 'friends' with whom you perform sinful carnal acts in the name of pleasure? Awaiting your, assuredly, cynical response.

Richard Carpenter

Mr Vulgarian, and a fine choice of name that is...the pairing of 2 words i used in a previous post (which was not addressed to you by the way) is purely your doing. I, for one, am absolutely opposed to the use of the derogatory word (or word part )which you highlighted. And frankly, i am offended at the insinuation that i used those 2 words intentionally as some form of racial pun. Shame on yourself sir, perhaps you are as vulgar as your name suggests.

Shithead Rich, I am Virginia born and bred and live in Kemang Timur V, come on over anytime dickhead I have a louisville slugger waiting with your name on it. As for the fleas, bring your own, none around here..........



Oh lord will I be cursed forever for beating the shit out of one of your own?

Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.

I say Vulgarian, you Sir are a Vulgarian, please come to our next get together, I will PM you with the details..........

Hardly likely to impress me Mr Vulgarian with your use of Latin. I studied the language for many years and i daresay i have a knowledge of it which extends further than the few well worn cliches that you seem to like using.

Never mind.

I'll remind you in the first place to keep a civil tongue in your head when you address me Richard.

Very nice, where is the Corona?

[quote=Capt. Mainwaring
Very nice, where is the Corona? [/quote]


Oh How rude of me, coming right up..........

Thank you.

Next time you need your fault codes read I have WIS/Star.