Gentlemen, (if that title is accepted by the illustrious Roy and Sammy) please do not be to hard on Piss, I have known several good hard working decent Kiwi's in my time. There were those ladies in Wellington and then there were those hard working and fun loving girls in that excellent party town of New Plymouth and then there were a couple of barmaids in Bluff that kept us in beer up to the bewitching hour. And then those sheep they will give you a run for your money if no ladies around. So there you go guys, there are some in Kiwiland that pull their weight.

I have always maintained that people, especially men, who resort to using smiley faces to convey humour are deficient in some way, normally in an ability to write or develop an attraction to members of the opposite sex.

I like kiwis ... I have a fond memory of a certain NZ filly demonstrating her amazing oral skills in the Hoyts Cinema on George street. I guess those NZ girls like their popcorn extra salty

You all seem to be under the mistaken assumption that I am serious or really give a shit about New Zealand, let alone atomic nuclei. My stance was a joke in the original thread and remains a joke in this thread. I have always maintained that people, especially men, who resort to using smiley faces to convey humour are deficient in some way, normally in an ability to write or develop an attraction to members of the opposite sex. However, if you think this would make it easier for you to understand me, I will start. As soon as I learn how to do it.

I mean, this is where I come from.

Men attack tree over fatal car crash
10:28AM Thursday April 24, 2008

Three drunken men carried out an axe attack on a tree they blamed for a car crash that killed a friend, a court was told yesterday.

Harry James Hayward Swain, 23, Paul James Ashby, 22, and Zac Lance Pearsey, 24, meat worker, pleaded guilty in Gore District Court yesterday to intentionally damaging the Gore District Council-owned tree on November 25 last year.

The attack was carried out just over 12 hours after talented rugby player Jeremy Cowan was killed when the car he was a passenger in hit the tree in Gore's main street, The Southland Times reported.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Grant Gerken said the men hacked out a hole 20cm to 30cm wide and 10cm deep in the tree.

They told police they thought the tree was responsible for their friend's death.

Judge Kevin Phillips told the men that their claim they damaged the tree as some form of memorial or act of vengeance demeaned the memory of their friend.

But he said he would not impose any penalty apart from ordering each of them to pay $93 reparation for the damage.

Now that you have gotten this little tirade off your chest, do we get the perv story about your sexploits under the canal bridges and down besides the railroad tracks in Mentang/





PS: Did the tree survive from your attack?

You all seem to be under the mistaken assumption that I am serious or really give a shit about New Zealand, let alone atomic nuclei. My stance was a joke in the original thread and remains a joke in this thread. I have always maintained that people, especially men, who resort to using smiley faces to convey humour are deficient in some way, normally in an ability to write or develop an attraction to members of the opposite sex. However, if you think this would make it easier for you to understand me, I will start. As soon as I learn how to do it.

I mean, this is where I come from.

Men attack tree over fatal car crash
10:28AM Thursday April 24, 2008

Three drunken men carried out an axe attack on a tree they blamed for a car crash that killed a friend, a court was told yesterday.

Harry James Hayward Swain, 23, Paul James Ashby, 22, and Zac Lance Pearsey, 24, meat worker, pleaded guilty in Gore District Court yesterday to intentionally damaging the Gore District Council-owned tree on November 25 last year.

The attack was carried out just over 12 hours after talented rugby player Jeremy Cowan was killed when the car he was a passenger in hit the tree in Gore's main street, The Southland Times reported.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Grant Gerken said the men hacked out a hole 20cm to 30cm wide and 10cm deep in the tree.

They told police they thought the tree was responsible for their friend's death.

Judge Kevin Phillips told the men that their claim they damaged the tree as some form of memorial or act of vengeance demeaned the memory of their friend.

But he said he would not impose any penalty apart from ordering each of them to pay $93 reparation for the damage.

Still though, the tree sounded like it had it comin', fookin' morderin' bassard!

Yes, the IRA said they planted it.

With foliage in full bloom as it was under cover?

On a completely different subject have you boys come across this...