Nothing like Amy Winehouse.

She still has a septum for one.

And would you want to pork Amy? She looks like a mate of Kiwi "where the hell is the soap" Dan.

In skool eh RH? Eyes down for a full house and all that?

You say Tomato, I say Tomatoe, of course if she was Winehouse's age I would think you would not be so keen on her you ole perv.......

And no I prefer winehouse's singing not her body or looks but hey have it I will not stand in the way of true love.........

It's the hole package snake. She is 16 and fit and has quite an interesting voice and style. I have had a couple of disturbing dreams about her little white knickers.

Whereas -
Amy is a drug and booze soaked old bat whose constant whinging and moaning about her own self induced pickle is wearing thin. She will end up looking like Maureen Lipman on acid in 5 years if she lasts that long. Her style was interesting to start with, but now I don't have any desire to think about her little white knickers.

Very True Capt. but I am not looking for any wet dreams, have all you want I take the real thing any day.

As for Amy I thought we were talking about the quality of singing when you started this chat, next time warn me when you are having fantasies and wet dreams about someone out of reach and not obtainable, my bad.......





Ever had any of these same dreams and thoughts about any posters here?

Yes, Amy has done her turn, she is spent. Now Gabriella, she has promise, a future.





Wet dreams about the other posters here?

Are you fucking mad? There was Brouix whatsit but some spanner told her to password protect her wanking photos, then there was the other one, she was sweet on me but again, some prat frightened her off.

Could you knock one out thinking about old 3K? and when I say "knock one out" I don't mean pinch one off.

The word on the street is you DID knock one off ON old 3K, several times from what I heard..........

I sold all my furniture too, oh and McKay wrote a book that someone read.

viper: note that the capt did not actually deny the allegation.

^^^Yes Yes Yes, same ole, same ole, divert, redirect, sabotage, deflect, reroute, switch, reroute, distract, avert, sidetrack and subvert but never, never admit...........

Ku, I noticed that he used his same old tools of choice.......

Bruxelle Sprouts seems to have made a reappearance today Captain. I should sprinkle yourself liberally with Blue Stratos if I were you and blow her a smacker.

Come off it, not even you would knock one out over that. I think that says all there is to say.

I'd often attempt to knock one out thinking about Ela.

I also heard that Ross had a whole chapter devoted to the subject in his book........

Where? I've given myself a quick spruce up.

57 is the new 16. The Captain's down the disco bobbling to the jocular beat of Pop and Roll music every weekend. Wind up the 78s...

She's over on another thread (dilli parallel universe). Go and knock her out our kid.

once again, not an actual denial ...

All right, I have never knocked one out* over that, I'm beginning to think you have though.





*includes pulling the end off or anything that could be considered sexual

he he ... that's as close as we'll get to a categorical denial from the capt!

the question now is, do we believe him?! methinks he doth protest too much

And methinks that the boot is on the other footeth - you've done her, haven't you?

belum

Sampun

and that's a categorical belum!