i'd feel sorry for whoever wear them..heheh

Dilli is a man of many talents.

Indeed I am...........

All of a sudden I feel better about my life.

Real dolls and the men who love them

I ain't clicking any link that makes you feel better about yourself...

Bastard.

Ok, how about this one. A zoom into a steel cog down to the atomic level.

Mr V, you truly are a quintessential cunt. I like that...

Oi! You! Outside!

Wait... were you being nice...?

That's as nice as I get, pooface!

YOU HAVE MY SWORD

AND MY BOW

NSFW

All too beautiful. My Mum, God bless her schizophrenic pants raised me for this moment alone... God, my life has been lived.

I complete you.

PUBLIC NOTICE: VULGARIAN IS A DECIDEDLY WORRYING CHAP.

And then some

Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report

A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080831062536.oepq3ewq&show_article=1&catnum=9

Slice of Diana wedding cake reaps £1,200 at auction

A piece of 27-year-old cake from the wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Diana has been sold to an anonymous bidder at auction for 1,200 pounds.

The slice of marzipan and icing -- decorated with the royal coat of arms -- came from one of 22 cakes distributed to royal staff after Charles and Diana's nuptials in July 1981.

It was given to Moyra Smith, a member of the Queen Mother's household, who kept the topping in cling film as a souvenir. When she died, her husband Don saw no reason to keep it.

"He had no particular feeling for it and will donate the money to several charities," said auctioneer Dominic Winter in Gloucestershire, who sold the item on Wednesday.

Winter, who usually deals in antique books, said on his website: "The slice of cake icing is in remarkably good condition considering the difficulties involved in removing this from the cake."

"A highly unusual -- and probably inedible -- collector's item."

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080828164138.i72ja0is&show_article=1&catnum=9

Its a frigging cake!

how do you know??

Oh, I'm sorry, it must be a medium to the empathetic powers of the princess of heartsTM. PPPPeeeuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

I wonder how much for a slice of Diana?

Considering James Hewitt, pretty cheap I would imagine..........

Recently Kompass, the largest selling newspaper in Indonesia reported that the Indonesian Broadcasting Commission had reprimanded television stations for airing animated television shows deemed unsuitable for children.

The quote went as follows:

"After three warnings, transmission of the shows will be temporarily suspended until the stations make improvements," independent TV observer Arif Fuckwit said, “adding that the shows were unsuitable for children due to the amount of violence and impropriety contained “.

Apparently, the main issue arose from three animated shows -- Bleach, Detective Conan, and Naruto which it is claimed violated the 2002 law on child protection and had been misclassified. (Fuck knows what these are about?)

"People often think that just because its cartoon, it's for children. This is not necessarily the case. Some are quite violent," Fuckwit, who is also an education expert, said.

It seems that Pak Fuckwit, (who in addition to being an independent TV observer and an education expert is also the chairman of an independent TV review panel), said the panel came to a decision after reviewing 84 episode titles for children and teenagers from a total of 316 episodes aired by nine television stations between June 14 and June 31 this year.

Well bugger me, that is a whole bunch of cartoons in two weeks. I don’t know about you, but, I can just about manage 30 seconds of any animation and to be honest am thankful that Dilligaf Junior has moved on from Sponge Bob Square Pants et al.

Here comes the killer.

”The KPI is also in process of reviewing two other cartoons shows, including Tom and Jerry, and a popular children variety show known as Idola Cilik ”


Get the f*ck out of here! Out off all the cartoons mentioned I can only claim to have seen Tom and Jerry but, it says that something is far wrong with the panel’s heads when they suggest that Tom and Jerry is unsuitable for children.

Now banning SouthPark and Family Guy (both of which are mandatory viewing in Chez Dilligaf – saves having to explain a lot regarding deviance and sexual education) I can understand, but I honestly feel the panel may have got things wrong.

All one needs to do is watch Indonesian News Channels and one can view road accident victims, murder victims, suicide cases, victims of family abuse and the families of the deceased mourning openly, rubberneckers jumping around while the TV crews move through for the goriest shot of the site in question.

Rather that piss around watching cartoons I would suggest Pak Fuckwit and his panelists concentrate on the latest footage of accident victims and Baygon drinkers before criticising Tom and Jerry…..